i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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