I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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