Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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