I'm eating all of the evidence.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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