And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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