FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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