I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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