Do you still have your period?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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