Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
kristin has been a bad kristin
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize