But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Too much gin, very little bucket
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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