You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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