Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
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WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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