im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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