But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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