And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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