Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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