I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
The adults are the big ones right?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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