all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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