Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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