jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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