We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.