so that wasnt chicken after all
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake