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• (631): View more from New York

  k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.

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• (916): View more from California

  and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice

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• (+33): View more from France

  Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.

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• (707): View more from California

  The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He stood me up.

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  I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?

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