...so i touched it.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
