I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
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What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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