i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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