But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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