doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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