I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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