North Korea, Best Korea!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
i think my cat just said my name.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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