So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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