you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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