Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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