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the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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