woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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