So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Holy sore nipples Batman
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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