Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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