Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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