Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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