Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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