Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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