is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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