i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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