Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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