I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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