My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
