That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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