Don't you send me to vm
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Randomize
