YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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