so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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