I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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