I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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