We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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