I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How's work?
Spinning.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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