so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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