Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just tell him i said nine months
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I have tasted many bathrooms
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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